《No Surprises》是Radiohead的一首歌曲，收錄於2003年專輯《Hail to the Thief》中。以下是《No Surprises》的歌詞：
Verse 1：
I don't know how you'd feel about it
But I'm feeling a little bit numb
I'm not expecting any surprises
But I'm feeling a little bit lost
Chorus：
No surprises for you
No surprises for you
No surprises for you
Verse 2：
I'm not looking for a confession
I'm just trying to make sense of it all
I'm not expecting any revelations
But I'm feeling a little bit all alone
Chorus：
No surprises for you
No surprises for you
No surprises for you
Bridge：
It's a little bit more complicated than that
And it's a little bit more than just you and me
And it's a little bit more than just this conversation
But I don't expect you to understand that now
Chorus：
No surprises for you
No surprises for you
No surprises for you...
在歌詞中，表達了作者對愛情的期待，但並沒有得到驚喜或啟示，感到有些失落和孤獨。同時，歌詞也表達了愛情並不只是兩個人的事情，而是一種複雜的關係，需要更多的理解和溝通。