《17 Crimes》是來自加拿大樂隊Nickelback的一首歌曲，由Chris Jericho演唱，收錄於他們的專輯《Here and Now》。以下是這首歌曲的歌詞：
(Verse 1)
Just like a wave that washes up on the shore
And I don't even notice till it's on my floor
It's a mystery how you did me like this
I know that I was strong but now I'm breaking
Like a 17-crime, my will to live is melting
Underneath your spell
(Chorus)
It's the second, the fourth, the fifth, and then again
A few more and it's a crime against humanity
Just keep me waiting for the day that I won't feel you again
It's the worst, it's the best, you are my sweetest mistake
(Verse 2)
It's a perfect storm that couldn't have been arranged
Your heart of hearts, you didn't even know you were confessing
Your secrets were your own but now they're all mine
And when you look at me like you do now
All tender and caressing
It doesn't seem real but here I am confessing
(Chorus)
It's the second, the fourth, the fifth, and then again
A few more and it's a crime against humanity
Just keep me waiting for the day that I won't feel you again
It's the worst, it's the best, you are my sweetest mistake
(Bridge)
I know that I'm your prisoner but I don't mind
If you keep me here with open hands
It might be the only way to make it right
If I take one more step it might be goodbye
(Chorus)
It's the second, the fourth, the fifth, and then again (again)
One more and it's a crime against humanity (crime)
Just keep me waiting for the day that I won't feel you again (again)
It's the worst, it's the best, you are my sweetest mistake (mistake)
You are my sweetest crime (crime)